Jenna Jameson? Jon Lovitz? Moi?
Republican convention planners appear to have a surprise planned for those tuning in Thursday night.
Buried deep in the convention schedule released Monday is a vague reference to a mystery speaker scheduled for the event’s final evening. “To Be Announced” has a prime speaking slot late in the Thursday program.
The money seems to be on Sarah Palin. Whether I, The Trog, am in fact the mystery speaker…well, I can’t really say, now can I? That might ruin the surprise.
Nice thing about the convention being in Tampa, though: somebody heading home to Wisconsin afterwards could stop at DragonCon in Atlanta on the way. If someone were so nerdishly inclined, that is.
Hat tip Althouse, who’s betting it’s Hologram Ron Reagan.