A little headline fun

• Headline #1:

Warp Drive May Be More Feasible Than Thought, Scientists Say

Well, that depends on who’s doing the thinking.

• Headline #2:

100 mln will die by 2030 if world fails to act on climate – report

Let’s all go beat the crap out of that report, then.

Alternate snark: “failure to act” leads to dramatic 18-year plunge in the death rate!

Because, see, well over 100 million people will have died by this date in two years, at current death rates. So we should leave that report alone!

Hat tip Bill Teach for that second one.