Looks like Cthulhu is shedding again.
He may want that back, though. So don’t go dissecting it or anything.
The discovery of an enormous eyeball on a South Florida beach begs a very pertinent question: What kind of creature did it belong to? The “mystery eyeball,” as it’s being referred to by the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, was found Wednesday by a beachcomber on Pompano Beach.
Hm…does Cthulhu have blue eyes? I guess nobody would really know, would they? At least not long enough to tell anybody.