And while we're on the subject of jobs I'd do for half...

The University of Wisconsin has posted an opening in their athletic department:

University of Wisconsin – Madison

Position Vacancy Listing

PVL # 75429

Please Note: A change was made to this position announcement on 12/05/12

Working Title:
Head Football Coach

On second thought, I think I’d better hold out for full pay. I’m gonna need some really good assistants, and kicking some of my salary down to them might be the only way to get them.

Anyway, somehow I think that nobody who applies via this posting will really be considered for the job. So, yeah, you probably shouldn’t even bother.