And while we’re on the subject of jobs I’d do for half…
The University of Wisconsin has posted an opening in their athletic department:
University of Wisconsin – Madison
Position Vacancy Listing
PVL # 75429
Please Note: A change was made to this position announcement on 12/05/12
Head Football Coach
On second thought, I think I’d better hold out for full pay. I’m gonna need some really good assistants, and kicking some of my salary down to them might be the only way to get them.
Anyway, somehow I think that nobody who applies via this posting will really be considered for the job. So, yeah, you probably shouldn’t even bother.