Way to rain on my nanotech-enhanced SuperBrain fantasies, Brian.

Brian J. Noggle, who works in QA, and who isn’t…

… going to be an early adopter of any computerized gee-gaws inserted into my body.

He’s worried about The Man, see.

…I can’t help seeing that infusion of technology into the human body and think about how something like the cyborgization of your cellular phone and body might give the government warrantless access to your body.

No, no, just stop. Don’t make that joke. Do not. Oh, fine. Go ahead. Access to Brian’s body is always warrantless. There. You happy?

And besides, the author of John Donnelly’s Gold, concerned about people accessing things they shouldn’t through illicit use of technology?

What?

Personally, I’ve been waiting for the nanobots you just shoot into your brain. Never forget another name! Never get lost again! Win every bar bet! Haven’t you read The Reality Dysfunction?