“…they’re like pets because they don’t do anything useful. But you have to feed them and take care of them otherwise they’ll go away…”
Ryan’s Pets: Ryan Gosling is speaking out about his body, workout regimen and how he’s been able to get his much-coveted abs. “Anyone can get those if they work at it. It’s just a lot of exercising,” he told Australia’s Herald Sun.
Are Ryan Gosling’s abs “much-coveted?” Better question: who’s Ryan Gosling? Oh, sure, I recognize him: he hits on the girl in the red dress in the trailer for that movie about gangsters.
But that’s not why I’m telling you about this. This is:
“After a while they’re like pets because they don’t do anything useful. But you have to feed them and take care of them otherwise they’ll go away. I feel a bit goofy having them, to tell you the truth,” he said.
Hell, my muscles come in pretty useful (such as they are), and I work at a desk job.