When I’m CNN’s new token conservative, you’ll hear the phrase “metric pantload” at least once a day!
And that’s a promise!
Yes, I can confirm I am leaving CNN. It was a very, very difficult decision. I appreciate their willingness to keep me on, but my wife and I decided it was time to move on.
Well that’s too bad. I understand Mary whatsherface – the one married to the annoying bald guy with the mega-thick accent – is outta there, too. Hey, you know what they say: when one door closes, another one opens. Except sometimes it’s the same door, and sometimes it closed for you, but it’s opening for me.
Hat tip Althouse.