In racism news today:

Coca cola is racist:

Volkswagen is racist:

And Legos are racist, too.

That’s all for now. All you ignorant crackers please try to keep up.

UPDATE: Jamaicans clearly don’t understand how to know when they’re the victims of racism – we should send all our Leftists over there to teach them!

Oops, that might have been racist, implying that Jamaicans are so stupid they need Leftists to teach them. Sorry about that. I didn’t mean it that way.