How many takes would you need if you were shooting a scene kissing Bar Rafaeli?

If your number is under sixty-five, then you’re a sucker:

Well, Bar Refaeli gets to keep her dress on in Go Daddy’s “Perfect Match” ad, set to air during Super Bowl XLVII — but she has to spend a full eight seconds making out with a stereotypical dweeb “Walter” (Jesse Heiman).

…Heiman says it took 65 takes. Good one, buddy.

Excuse me? Good one? This guy’s a hero! I need to buy him a beer!

Okay, so the sound effects were a little gross. Still.

Related: the opening scene of Battlestar Galactica:

Skip ahead to about the 2:00 mark if you get bored. How, exactly, did that guy get that part? And how rich is his agent today?

Also related: anybody want to see GoDaddy.com’s other Superbowl commercial? Warning: the last few seconds of this are as annoying as anything you’ve seen this week.

Maybe we need a little Danica, just to cleanse the palate:

And that’s how you get linked at Pirate’s Cove.