Turtles Can’t Dance

At least, not when you insist on watching them.

New column at FoxPolitics.net today, which really only touches on the whole “dancing turtle” question. It’s actually about Joe Biden. Quick excerpt:

Remember when Joe Biden was the idiot? On the campaign trail 2008, now-V.P. Joe Biden was a never-ending trove of unscripted gaffes. He called the word “jobs” a three-letter word. He said Hillary Clinton would have been the better Veep pick. He asked a man in a wheelchair to please stand up.

Post-election, it was more of the same. He took a petty dig at SCOTUS Chief Justice Roberts. He was caught on Oprah (thanks to his wife) having told a fib. He dropped an obscenity into an open mike. On the CBS Early Show, he said he was embarrassed not to know the stimulus website’s “number.”

…The question now is: how long until the Obama administration brings him back as the safer, more reliable alternative to Obama himself?

Go read the whole thing.