The coach might find it difficult to adjust to paying his players above the table. The anchor might have the same difficulty adjusting to making crap up for a living…and getting to brag about it.
Ha. Yeah, not fair, I know. The anchor is Bobbie Battista. I don’t know whether she was any good with CNN or not. I’m sure she’ll be great at ONN, though, because the teleprompters work just as well there.
Hey, I think we’ve discovered President Obama’s future career! Next up: Steven Colbert on the NBC Nightly News.
This also via Memeorandum.
UPDATE – Oliver Willis (tagline: “Like Kryptonite to Stupid,” meaning he hates Special Olympians as much as Obama does and shame on him for describing them that way) says: “What a strange world we live in.” I dunno. Seems like a natural move to me.