Yeah, I got bupkus today. Here, have a picture of a badger.

Ah, have two.

Do you smell something?

Seriously, do you?.

Nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh… (say quickly):

Bionic badger. Y’know, the badger is Wisconsin’s official animal, right? Guess the scientific name. Taxidea Taxus.

Yes, God does have a sense of humor.

Oh, hell, have one more:

That’s better.