The TrogloPundit

Top 10 pickup lines sure to get you slapped.

Caution: off-color. And, yeah, pretty rude. It’s a little hard to believe that anybody actually would say any of these things. Except to somebody they knew would take it as a joke…or if they were really drunk…or just a jerk…

Yeah, okay, I guess it’s not that hard to believe.

Still rude, though. Except for #8. You know, sometimes you just can’t remember which jar you put the chloroform in. And #9: maybe you’re just awkwardly asking if she wants to babysit?

Anyway.

Bonus question: was the girl in the video wearing earrings?

No fair going back to look again.

Same girl with another list here.