Really, as if I needed a reason to eat more pig. It’s delicious, it’s nutritious, and now it’s inoculatory, too!
Wait…what do you mean it won’t protect me against H1N1 (a.k.a. the Heinie Flu)? Vaccines put little amounts of the bug into your system to teach you how to fight it off, right? So eating swine should help us learn to fight off the swine flu.
Simple logic.
Note: if you are taking medical advice from me, you are a moron who should never, ever procreate.