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Poll: Which Girl Scouts cookies do you think are worth fighting for?

February 25, 2011

No, seriously, the New York Daily News is asking that question. I voted for the Samoas.

Here’s what inspired the poll:

Hersha Howard busted for beating up roommate Jasmin Wanke over Thin Mints Girl Scout cookies

…The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping – launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.

The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties, and are only available once a year.

The two argued about the cookies, then Wanke claims Howard – who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds – jumped on her and hit her in the face. They fought until Wanke’s husband pulled them apart.

She also chased her roomate with scissors, hit her with a board, “hurled her heft” at her, struck her several times, and bit her in the breast. She’s been charged with aggravated battery.

Here’s an artist’s rendering of Ms. Howard:

5 Comments
  1. February 25, 2011 10:26 pm

    I don’t much like any of the recent offerings, but they have a right to sell them unmolested.

  2. February 26, 2011 11:10 am

    I’m with you my little cave dude. Samoas #1 and Trefoils #2.

  3. February 27, 2011 5:38 pm

    brownies

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