Looks like Aquaman pissed off Cthulhu one too many times.
Sydney’s famous beaches, popular with surfers, looked more like a scene out of a horror movie today when the waters were stained blood red…
… from an algae bloom.
Hey, the Bible doesn’t say exactly how the seas will turn red.
Bondi Beach, as well as nearby Clovelly Beach and Gordon’s Bay, were closed while authorities tested the water.
Uh-huh. So if it was just an algae bloom, why’d they have to test the water? Huh?
The beaches reopened in the late afternoon after the red algae, which was identified as Noctiluca scintillans or sea sparkle, begin to fade, the Sydney Morning Herald reported.
Okay, fine. Never mind. No apocalypse today. But better make sure and check back here tomorrow. Because you never know.