Could everybody please run their car engines for a little while tonight? Because I think we’re a little short on greenhouse gases:
Yes, I know, this is weather, not climate. So what you’re saying is, without all the global warming, it would be even colder?
James Taranto (via the Morning Jolt e-newsletter): “That appears to be a plaid adult onesie, and this is really testing my libertarian live-and-let-live limits.”